Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Sebi Loves Gay People, and So Should You!

Hi. My name is Sebi. You may not know me because I rarely say much. Allow me to demonstrate why.

OK now I forgot where I was going with this.

Gay people are friendly. A little fruity. But they're still people. I like bread. Today I went to the store and I grabbed a bag of jelly beans. They were delicious.

If you're gay, and are reading this. I love you. Not in the teletubby sort of way. But because you are my brother/sister. It's ok that you can't be "married". No really. It's OK.

Now that I have settled this. I will fly to the moon. Can you say moon? It's like a call saying moo. But with an N sound at the end. Get it? Moo-N.

2 comments:

The Pale Horse said...

But the only reason to oppose gay marriage is because you hate people, isn't it? Pretty sure that's what I've been told.

Paul said...

Welcome back Sebi. We've missed you. It's like saying mooo, but with -issed.