Sebi Loves Gay People, and So Should You!

Hi. My name is Sebi. You may not know me because I rarely say much. Allow me to demonstrate why.

OK now I forgot where I was going with this.

Gay people are friendly. A little fruity. But they're still people. I like bread. Today I went to the store and I grabbed a bag of jelly beans. They were delicious.

If you're gay, and are reading this. I love you. Not in the teletubby sort of way. But because you are my brother/sister. It's ok that you can't be "married". No really. It's OK.

Now that I have settled this. I will fly to the moon. Can you say moon? It's like a call saying moo. But with an N sound at the end. Get it? Moo-N.