Tuesday, September 25, 2007

LAPD's treason

The DTA (Daily Telegraph, Austrailia) is reporting that Jack Bauer, cover name "Keifer Sutherland", was arrested for drunk driving after being pulled over for making an illegal U-turn. These leaves some questions that demand answers.
  • How dare any officer stop Jack, who was probably only driving drunk to save us from some arab-named terrorist?
  • Where is the officer who arrested Jack? He's surely working with the enemy.
  • Since he was arrested, when will we see the success of the attacks he was working to prevent?
  • Could Jack be in on this, as some type of plot to fake his own death?
  • Why would Jack need to make a U-turn? Whichever way he is going IS the right direction.
  • How could a man whose veins flow only with testosterone even have a "blood"-alcohol level?
It seems fishy to me. I have a feeling Hillary Clinton and her Axis of evil are behind this. More later...

4 comments:

Jack of Hearts said...

Most likely I am completely wrong on this one, but it seems to me like someone else may be the author of this posting. Even if I am wrong, how do we feel about spouses on the blog? Is there voice limited to comments?

Paul said...

I say, let them blog. And free Keifer.

Writing Group Blog said...

Jack Bauer for president!

Paul said...

I don't know what Duane is talking about. My loving, sweet, beautiful, amazing, innocent, honest wife would never post anything in my name. Preposterous. (hehe, suckers...)