LAPD's treason

The DTA (Daily Telegraph, Austrailia) is reporting that Jack Bauer, cover name "Keifer Sutherland", was arrested for drunk driving after being pulled over for making an illegal U-turn. These leaves some questions that demand answers.

• How dare any officer stop Jack, who was probably only driving drunk to save us from some arab-named terrorist?
• Where is the officer who arrested Jack? He's surely working with the enemy.
  
• Since he was arrested, when will we see the success of the attacks he was working to prevent?
  
• Could Jack be in on this, as some type of plot to fake his own death?
• Why would Jack need to make a U-turn? Whichever way he is going IS the right direction.
• How could a man whose veins flow only with testosterone even have a "blood"-alcohol level?

It seems fishy to me. I have a feeling Hillary Clinton and her Axis of evil are behind this. More later...